What's This For?

Make yourself comfortable, have some complimentary virtual beverages, there are cookies on the counter. Feel free to make conversation.

dansnipplehair:

orlandobloomers:

why is this dude wasting his fucking money on cigs when hes not gonna smoke em your fucking metaphor isnt worth that much homie get a job 

it’s a nice metaphor except for the fact that he’s still giving his money to the cigarette company bu buying the pack. but i guess it’s only one so it’s not a huge thing.

(via therighteous-cas)

Juno MacGuff; Juno (2007) — Ellen Page
∟”I just, like, don’t want to give the baby to a family that describes themselves as ‘wholesome’. I don’t know, I just want something a little more edgier. I was thinking more, like, graphic designer — mid thirties, you know, with a cool Asian girlfriend who, like, dresses awesome and rocks out on the bass guitar. But I don’t want to be too particular.

(via sagihairius)

vashito:

disteal:

ouyangdan:

theubergrump:

mediocreprincess:

theubergrump:

sometimes I forget that rulers work with tablets and I get really frustrated with my inability to freehand straight lines

I NEVER

REALIZED

YOU COULD DO THIS

BUT IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE

#and you can just trace circles too and use a straight edge and ohmygod my whole world is different now   

omfg for real I thought this was just me?

er, dear artists of Tumblr:

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WHY DID THIS NEVER OCCUR TO ME?

I need to sit down

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(via theturtleshelll)